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Want a day off work?

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
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  • 枫下佳缘 / 情爱悠悠 / It’s Friday. let’s take a break, shall we? :)
    A few ladies in the office are chatting about “Spartacus” show last night. Lisa said “oh I love that show. whoever that guy is, he’s yummy.” Steven came out of his office, standing right beside Lisa, and said, “ Thanks Lisa for staying late with me last night.”

    LOL... not a bad one, huh?

    so pls share a couple of your office jokes, anyone?
    • SF
    • shall
    • LOL ~
    • Want a day off work?
      So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
      • hahaha~~~ this is funny, is it mathematically true?
      • i've seen this on in chinese, couldn't figure out why it's like that ~~~~
    • I have one to share, RED HAT
      one day, M was explaining to me what's the Red Hat mean in western culture, if an old woman wearing RED HAT, that means she is horny and wants flirt & those hanky-panky things very much.

      when it's just about he finished this conversation with me, door opened, an old woman with a RED HAT stepped in, everybody in office suddenly laughed out loudly.

      that woman was astonished, and asked: am i entering the wrong place?
      • right place, but wrong time, LOL ~ ~
        • well, when i say "old woman", i think it's about 50, not that old lah~~~~~~~
      • hahaha~~~ poor lady
      • poor red hat lady. very amuzing~~
      • oh ~~~~ gonna pay some attention to ppl who wear red hat ~~~
    • Sleeping on the job----------"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
    • hoho the story continues….
      Steven just walked out of his office again with a $10 bill, asked if anyone can exchange some coins so he can get a chocolate bar at the vending machine. Unfortunately no one is able to help him. At last he came to Lisa, Lisa said- “oh sorry Steven, I gave you all my money last night, don’t you remember?” LOL~~
      • money exchange for yummy, lisa is such a cutie ~ ~ :D
        • she is indeed. she sits close to me. and i just adore her :)
      • hehehe~~~
      • 告诉我们,女人。。。。。记仇呀。。。。
      • LOL ~~~~
    • ~~~~ hehehe ~~~~~