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a little entertainment for Friday

iou(笨恐龙)
Once, a friend was telling me a story.

A lawyer was demonstrating to a group of students about how solid the sky rise windows would be to prevent people from jumping out when they got upset. So he ran with full gear and knocked the window. Sadly, the window popped out and he fell from 24th floor to the ground. (it is a true story)

After the story, I said to my friend,” The guy must be so embarrassed when he came to office second day, eh?”

My friend stopped for a second, and said to me with a big smile on his face: “oh, honey, I wasn’t telling a story about spider man, the lawyer has died, and by the way, I thought you are not a blond”
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Last Updated: 2012-3-2
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  • 枫下佳缘 / 情爱悠悠 / a little entertainment for Friday -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 {657} (#7325000@0)
    Once, a friend was telling me a story.

    A lawyer was demonstrating to a group of students about how solid the sky rise windows would be to prevent people from jumping out when they got upset. So he ran with full gear and knocked the window. Sadly, the window popped out and he fell from 24th floor to the ground. (it is a true story)

    After the story, I said to my friend,” The guy must be so embarrassed when he came to office second day, eh?”

    My friend stopped for a second, and said to me with a big smile on his face: “oh, honey, I wasn’t telling a story about spider man, the lawyer has died, and by the way, I thought you are not a blond”
    • SF -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-3-2 (#7325001@0)
      • hehe, hello 兔子 -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325007@0)
        • 你好！ -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-3-2 (#7325016@0)
    • Ding ~! haha, funny you :-) -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2012-3-2 (#7325005@0)
      • good afternoon, 小小鸟 -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325030@0)
    • ~ ~ -sr-71(Blackbird); 2012-3-2 (#7325014@0)
      • hello, Blackbird -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325034@0)
        • 萌龙，你好 ！ -sr-71(Blackbird); 2012-3-2 (#7325049@0)
          • 睡眼萌龙？ -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-3-2 (#7325060@0)
            • 要去看点中华民族龙文化史呀.....：） -littlesweetbean(咖啡卷发); 2012-3-2 (#7325338@0)
              • 卧梅又闻花。。。。 -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-3-2 (#7325371@0)
    • this is nice one! -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-3-2 (#7325042@0)
      • hello, 好心情 -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325084@0)
        • 你的粉很纠结。。。 -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-3-2 (#7325092@0)
          • huh, which 粉? I don't think I deserve any -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325098@0)
            • iou123? -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-3-2 (#7325109@0)
              • haha, I don't think so, I think I registered iou earlier -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325125@0)
                • 他粉你呀。。。。当然你先了。。。。。 -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-3-2 (#7325147@0)
    • Honestly I don't know which part is more entertaining......the falling lawyer or your cute answer? ...:-) -jesse_dd(紫飞鱼); 2012-3-2 (#7325076@0)
      • I think her cute answer :-)))) -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2012-3-2 (#7325086@0)
      • oh, I was implying both me and the lawyer are pretty dumb, truly, I never thought he would die. -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325091@0)
    • 这个有点黑色幽默噢 -princemeetsprincess(西门小鸟); 2012-3-2 (#7325153@0)
      • yeah, maybe it shouldn't be called entertainment -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325174@0)
        • 记得有一次去downtown玩，有个金发美女，真的美到让人目不转睛那种，穿着非常漂亮的dress突然从马路边冲出来去拦截前面行进的taxi，后面的车差点撞上她。结果她眼看都没看后面的车一眼。我万分崇敬她的镇静， -princemeetsprincess(西门小鸟); 2012-3-2 {57} (#7325555@0)
          那时候还是我bf的他说: what do you expect? she is a blond.
          • hahaha ~~~~ -yoyo23(纯水有香); 2012-3-2 (#7325620@0)
    • because he did this so many times and the window never broke.............. -realrock888(隔壁张家老木匠); 2012-3-2 (#7325243@0)
      • hehe, 木匠, you are always very nice :-) -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325302@0)
    • 英文里blond是波大没脑的代名词? -jjbb(wait for future); 2012-3-2 (#7325298@0)
      • put all discriminations aside, yeah, sort of -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325306@0)
        • 想起了金发女郎 ~ (#7324256@0) ~ ~；） -sr-71(Blackbird); 2012-3-2 (#7325317@0)
          • yeah, 彪妹's joke this morning reminded me about this one :-) -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325346@0)
          • 看这个 -princemeetsprincess(西门小鸟); 2012-3-2 {360} (#7325629@0)
            A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

            Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

            She showed him the instructions on the tin,

            "For best results, put on two coats".
            • LOL ! -sr-71(Blackbird); 2012-3-2 (#7325638@0)
    • 哈哈哈.....:） -littlesweetbean(咖啡卷发); 2012-3-2 (#7325332@0)
      • pretty dumb eh (both me and the lawyer) -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325352@0)
    • 说明小龙女是....乐观...心善..谦虚....豁达...不会嫉妒...不会记仇...的人...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325341@0)
      • 中肯。。。。 -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-3-2 (#7325369@0)
        • 就是你也同意吗...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325442@0)
          • 少了很多优点。。。。 -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-3-2 (#7325487@0)
            • 那你再补充...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325500@0)
      • gosh, I guess you are talking about god, but thanks, I like it :-) -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325378@0)
        • 说你谦虚你还刹不住啦....:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325445@0)
    • you are so cute!~ -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-3-2 (#7325359@0)
      • hehe, have you ever had such moment? -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325380@0)
        • 那天幾個朋友拿著我的ipad看動畫人物，說其中一人像其中的一個動畫人物，我指著那個說"這哪是人物，這不是驴嗎"..........................被爆了幾個響栗子..........................說實話的人傷不起啊............... -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-3-2 (#7325448@0)
          • hahaha~~~ -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325478@0)
          • 呵呵～～～ -yoyo23(纯水有香); 2012-3-2 (#7325537@0)
        • 一次和一些同事在餐厅吃饭....先上来小筐面包...俺拿了一个...说:怎么有点硬....然后每个都拿一拿捏一捏...然后好心说:今天的面包都硬......................结果他们都没吃...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325467@0)
          • haha~~ that's bad -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325482@0)
            • 在饭店发现不新鲜的食物...是不是有责任告诉同桌的朋友呢...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325498@0)
          • 想起我老公跟我說他小時候把桌上所有的西瓜都先咬一口，然後再悠悠然坐旁邊慢慢吃 -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-3-2 (#7325494@0)
            • 我们吃饭的时候...是不是眼睛总会瞟一瞟别人的盘子呢...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325509@0)
            • 这个好事我弟弟也干过～～～：） -yoyo23(纯水有香); 2012-3-2 (#7325545@0)
              • 还是你懂事....象灵灵一样吧...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325576@0)
        • give u a really good one. a real story. -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-3-2 {363} (#7325505@0)
          娃在家休息，娃爹抓紧时间进行中文教育，教了娃“懒驴上磨屎尿多”这个典故。晚上吃饭的时候娃爹说起来这个典故，为了让娃了解什么是磨，娃爹举了自己小时候全家用石磨磨粉做汤圆儿的故事。娃娘——也就是我——揶揄娃爹说“你是在告诉娃你就是头懒驴吗？”娃爹还没来得及接话，旁边一直在听着默不作声的娃来了句——“爸爸全家都是懒驴”。我笑到肚子痛，扔下筷子来facebook上发wall post～
          • 呵......“懒驴上磨屎尿多”这个典故俺怎么从来没听过呢....:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325514@0)
          • 呵呵，娃他爹教的这句相当有难度呢～～～：） -yoyo23(纯水有香); 2012-3-2 (#7325533@0)
            • 我丫頭可以很溜索地說+understands "喇嘛端湯上塔塔塌湯撒湯燙塔" -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-3-2 (#7325553@0)
              • 俺刚试了几下...差点没窒息...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325572@0)
                • you need practice! -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-3-2 (#7325580@0)
                  • 隔着窗户撕字纸，撕了字纸吃柿子。 -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325698@0)
                    • not a problem for me.~ -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-3-2 (#7325720@0)
                      • A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325739@0)
                        • that one is too easy~ -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-3-2 (#7325741@0)
                      • I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much. -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325740@0)
                      • 牛郎恋刘娘, 刘娘念牛郎, 牛郎牛年恋刘娘, 刘娘年年念牛郎, 刘娘年年念牛郎, 郎恋娘来娘念郎, 念娘恋娘念郎恋郎, 念恋娘郎, -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325751@0)
              • 你丫头的中文程度确实很好～～～你可以骄傲～～～：） -yoyo23(纯水有香); 2012-3-2 (#7325614@0)
          • hahaha~~~ you were bad~~~ -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325557@0)
    • 呵呵，虽然是个黑色幽默；但是你真的太可爱了～～～～ -yoyo23(纯水有香); 2012-3-2 (#7325461@0)
      • thanks, 香香 :-) how's kid? -iou(笨恐龙); 2012-3-2 (#7325484@0)
        • 小孩好多了...挺稳定的...谢谢...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325502@0)
          • ah? -lilianliang(彪妹); 2012-3-2 (#7325510@0)
            • 怎么...俺闹着玩的...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325520@0)
        • 谢谢亲爱的,他好多了;也谢谢黑豆子（啥时候当我发言人了，我都不知道:D) -yoyo23(纯水有香); 2012-3-2 (#7325535@0)
          • 豆豆是真的好孩子啊. -littlesweetbean(咖啡卷发); 2012-3-2 (#7325635@0)
            • 俺很小的样子吗...:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325680@0)
              • 你是大才子哥哥，卷卷是小妹妹... -littlesweetbean(咖啡卷发); 2012-3-2 (#7325701@0)
                • 黑豆子蹦蹦跳跳得意洋洋ing....:D -ibean(黑豆子); 2012-3-2 (#7325761@0)

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