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我的家庭的起源--小儿的版本

waterfirebalance(简简单单)
我从哪里来？从来都如实相告：从妈妈肚子里来。

一早小家伙非常认真地给我讲他今天make up的故事，我如常在他叙述的时候打字记录下来他说的每一个字...

Long long time ago, your were alone in this house. A baby was in your tummy. You went to the hospital and a baby appeared. Then when the baby ate baby food, it grew into a DAD. （超级困惑，强忍着让他继续） And then another baby appeared from your tummy, and it grew into a big brother. (阿弥陀佛！) And then we went to the baby store to BUY another baby, when the big brother was 4 years old. (赶紧自查，我是后妈吗？为什么轮到他就是买来的？) And then they became a family. And then the ponie(某个神仙吧) tells the baby’s name is XXXXX(他的名字).

Did you know? （此前我还真不知道！） The first baby grew into a Dad, then the second baby grew into a big brother. Next, the last baby grew into a kid. They live happily ever after. (happy ending 真是个安慰，我不是后妈，但好像最后的美好画卷里怎么没我什么事儿了？) The End.
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Last Updated: 2010-4-29
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  • 枫下家园 / 亲亲宝贝 / 我的家庭的起源--小儿的版本 -waterfirebalance(简简单单); 2010-4-29 {971} (#6040679@0)
    我从哪里来？从来都如实相告：从妈妈肚子里来。

    一早小家伙非常认真地给我讲他今天make up的故事，我如常在他叙述的时候打字记录下来他说的每一个字...

    Long long time ago, your were alone in this house. A baby was in your tummy. You went to the hospital and a baby appeared. Then when the baby ate baby food, it grew into a DAD. （超级困惑，强忍着让他继续） And then another baby appeared from your tummy, and it grew into a big brother. (阿弥陀佛！) And then we went to the baby store to BUY another baby, when the big brother was 4 years old. (赶紧自查，我是后妈吗？为什么轮到他就是买来的？) And then they became a family. And then the ponie(某个神仙吧) tells the baby’s name is XXXXX(他的名字).

    Did you know? （此前我还真不知道！） The first baby grew into a Dad, then the second baby grew into a big brother. Next, the last baby grew into a kid. They live happily ever after. (happy ending 真是个安慰，我不是后妈，但好像最后的美好画卷里怎么没我什么事儿了？) The End.
    • Amazing! how old is he? -yusheng(拜月); 2010-4-29 (#6040684@0)
      • 后天5岁 -waterfirebalance(简简单单); 2010-4-29 (#6040694@0)
        • 提前祝生日快乐！ -besideu(身边-破脑袋); 2010-4-29 (#6040710@0)
          • 谢谢！ -waterfirebalance(简简单单); 2010-4-29 (#6040719@0)
        • 多好啊！好好培养吧。 -yusheng(拜月); 2010-4-29 (#6040730@0)
    • 太棒了！几岁了？这是个好主意，敲字记下孩子说的话 -besideu(身边-破脑袋); 2010-4-29 (#6040687@0)
      • 你是超级写手，+孩子的童言就是绝配。 -waterfirebalance(简简单单); 2010-4-29 (#6040716@0)
    • LOL, cute! -goodshot(快乐宝宝); 2010-4-29 (#6040691@0)
    • LOL 太逗了！！ -tianyamingyue(明月如心); 2010-4-29 (#6040704@0)
    • WOW。太有才了。不过是不是应该注意，不要让他七、八岁的时候读这个？有可能使他感到害羞打击他继续编故事的积极性。值得骄傲。 -rollor(Rollor); 2010-4-29 (#6040717@0)
      • Alert is set！ 真正值得骄傲的是他的健康。早产出生才3斤半，出院的听力测试又没过，曾经以为八成会是个聋子，结果人家长得好好的，阿弥陀佛！ -waterfirebalance(简简单单); 2010-4-29 (#6040736@0)
        • 你是一个好妈妈，你的儿子有你这样的妈妈所以才这莫优秀和幸福。虽然你写的只是短短的一句话，但其中经历的艰辛与努力只有你最清楚，很喜欢你儿子写的文章，真是太有才了，有空常贴哈。 -hoho111(萝卜心小花@^_^@); 2010-4-29 (#6041415@0)
    • 哈利波特一定就是这么写出来的 -kingsw(Steven); 2010-4-29 (#6040726@0)
      • 这个想象和联想很炫哦 -waterfirebalance(简简单单); 2010-4-29 (#6040755@0)
    • hahahaha, this is so funny. -lilyba(sunshine 阳光灿烂); 2010-4-29 (#6040734@0)
    • 好聪明的孩子，逻辑很强 -sshan(妈妈超人); 2010-4-29 (#6040735@0)
      • 前者变异 后者遗传 -waterfirebalance(简简单单); 2010-4-29 (#6040760@0)
    • 哈哈哈。。爱死他了！ -spectator(楼上看风景的人); 2010-4-29 (#6040831@0)
    • 哇,这小孩子的思维能力不得了,完全是一个小天才啊. -yoo_hoo(子归); 2010-4-29 (#6040846@0)
    • laugh into tears!! what a wonderful kid ...and mom! -newstart(爱吃饺子); 2010-4-29 (#6040927@0)
    • 甭管最后的ending 有没有提起你，连爸爸都算你生的，你还不赶紧偷着乐呀。你这儿子简直太口爱了。 -shualalalala(刷刷刷); 2010-4-29 (#6041745@0)
    • 孩子的创造力和想象力总是那么让人惊叹! 提前祝生日快乐! -frances1007(天上所有的星); 2010-4-29 (#6041787@0)

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