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地点:Teotihuacán
背景:继续Teotihuacán之旅
到了Teotihuacán,yeah,大金字塔真的好大!(某人:Alex你去死吧…)
开始在里面hike,走了一会突然发觉身后有人能跟上。是谁啊这么强。
小贩:是我啊,小贩。
Alex:…
小贩:Hey take a look at this. It is almost free! Almost free!
Alex:小贩你的英语水平倒是目前Alex在墨西哥遇到最高的,昨天去墨西哥国立大学发觉所有大学生基本只会Yes和No. 但Alex是玩文字游戏的大师了,free前面加上almost就跟放屁差不多,连吸引眼球的效果都没有,你就省省吧。
小贩:u Japanese…it is almost free and you don’t want it? OKOK…what about your boss? Buy it for your boss!
Alex:Am I not supposed to simply hate my boss?
小贩:That’s true…who doesn’t…then what about your beautiful secretary? Doesn’t she need a gift?
Alex:If I actually have a secretary, am I not supposed to simply screw her?
小贩:That’s true…who doesn’t want to screw the secretary…
Alex:O yeah? Then I suggest that u hate ur boss by screwing his secretary.
小贩:…OK, u r good. I’ll leave you alone Sir. Sayonara.
Alex:Hey no need to run so fast. It’s not like she will quit anytime soon…
如果真的看不懂(sigh...),这里有同样恶趣味的翻译。
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地点:Teotihuacán
背景:继续Teotihuacán之旅
到了Teotihuacán,yeah,大金字塔真的好大!(某人:Alex你去死吧…)
开始在里面hike,走了一会突然发觉身后有人能跟上。是谁啊这么强。
小贩:是我啊,小贩。
Alex:…
小贩:Hey take a look at this. It is almost free! Almost free!
Alex:小贩你的英语水平倒是目前Alex在墨西哥遇到最高的,昨天去墨西哥国立大学发觉所有大学生基本只会Yes和No. 但Alex是玩文字游戏的大师了,free前面加上almost就跟放屁差不多,连吸引眼球的效果都没有,你就省省吧。
小贩:u Japanese…it is almost free and you don’t want it? OKOK…what about your boss? Buy it for your boss!
Alex:Am I not supposed to simply hate my boss?
小贩:That’s true…who doesn’t…then what about your beautiful secretary? Doesn’t she need a gift?
Alex:If I actually have a secretary, am I not supposed to simply screw her?
小贩:That’s true…who doesn’t want to screw the secretary…
Alex:O yeah? Then I suggest that u hate ur boss by screwing his secretary.
小贩:…OK, u r good. I’ll leave you alone Sir. Sayonara.
Alex:Hey no need to run so fast. It’s not like she will quit anytime soon…
如果真的看不懂(sigh...),这里有同样恶趣味的翻译。
http://sonicwithtails.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!EA65E263E8A744DB!582.entry更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net