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A man sees a burglar breaking into his shed

ZT - A man sees someone breaking into his shed. He calls police. They say they don't have anyone available right now. They'll be there as soon as they can, but it may be two hours. The man hangs up.

A few minutes later he calls again and tells them to take their time. He's pulled out his rifle and shot the man. He's not going anywhere. Within minutes the place is swarming with police, helicopters, cars, dogs, etc. They find the man breaking into the shed and arrest him.

The police go to the man, "I thought you said you shot him!" The man responds "I thought you said you had no one available"

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  • 枫下家园 / 幸福家庭 / 住在North York 的一个华人女士给朋友打电话,说和老公打架了,要打911。朋友急忙劝她冷静,千万不要报警,然后开车到了她家。朋友看到她在喝咖啡,就问:你老公呢?她回答:在园子里呢。朋友问:我经过园子进来的,怎么没看到他?她答道:你需要挖深一些就能看到了。 +4
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      支持你一下
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    • A man sees a burglar breaking into his shed +5

      ZT - A man sees someone breaking into his shed. He calls police. They say they don't have anyone available right now. They'll be there as soon as they can, but it may be two hours. The man hangs up.

      A few minutes later he calls again and tells them to take their time. He's pulled out his rifle and shot the man. He's not going anywhere. Within minutes the place is swarming with police, helicopters, cars, dogs, etc. They find the man breaking into the shed and arrest him.

      The police go to the man, "I thought you said you shot him!" The man responds "I thought you said you had no one available"

      • good strategy